How to put a monkey down for a nap

Step 1: Note that monkey is extremely tired and naughty, and neither of you can go another minute until he takes a nap.
Step 2: Tell the monkey to go lay down in his bed.
Step 3: Prepare a bottle of milk while said Monkey supervises.
Step 4: Follow the monkey to his room and watch him throw himself into bed.
Step 5: Hand the bottle to the giggling monkey.
Step 6: Leave the room, shut the door, and listen for monkey to start playing with his toys.
Step 7: Interrupt Lightening McQueen and Tow Mater, and tell the monkey to get his little butt back in bed.
Step 8: Listen to monkey howl in his bed.
Step 9: Put on your meanest look and command monkey to stop driving his cars on the wall.
Step 10: Listen to the monkey laughing at your mean look, and try very, very, hard to not laugh back.
Step 11: Lay him back down, give him back his bottle, go back in the other room and ignore the sound of monkey playing with toys. Get an hour of semi-quiet time, and call it good.