Step 1: Feed the baby boy.
Step 2: Let him play in his little bouncer.
Step 3: Feed the baby boy again.
Step 4: When he stops taking the bottle, put in his bink.
Step 5: Wrap up the Ethan bundle so tight he can't wiggle out.
Step 6: Kiss him on the forehead, and lay him in his little crib. Say, "sleep tight, Ethan bundle!"
Step 7: Go back in when Ethan starts crying-- note that he has wiggled out and pulled out his bink.
Step 8: Put the plug back in, rub his forehead, and note that he is calm again.
Step 9: Re-wrap Ethan bundle, kiss his little forehead, and walk away.
Step 10: Repeat steps 7-9.
Step 11: Repeat steps 7-9.
Step 12: Repeat steps 7-9.
Step 13: Hear Ethan giggle and coo, go in and notice the Monkey has climbed into his crib.
Step 14: Get Monkey out of the crib, repeat steps 8-9.
Step 15: Put the Monkey back to "bed."
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tell that monkey to close his yapper!
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